{"title":"Best Sellers","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe most popular designs at Stoney Tshirts, picked by people with questionable taste and excellent judgment. These are the shirts, mugs, and accessories that keep selling because the jokes keep landing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you are new here and do not know where to start, start here. These are the designs that our customers come back for, gift to their friends, and wear until the print fades (it will not).\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cereal-killer-tee","title":"Cereal Killer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou don't just eat cereal. You \u003cem\u003edestroy\u003c\/em\u003e it. Bowl after bowl, no survivors. The \u003cstrong\u003eCereal Killer Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e features a skull floating in a cereal bowl because breakfast should always have a little edge to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one's for the folks who take their morning routine way too seriously and their true crime obsession even more seriously. It's giving \"I watch Dateline while eating Frosted Flakes\" and honestly? We respect it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's been called a cereal killer (the breakfast kind... probably)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue crime fans who like their humor dark and their cereal crunchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts for people who are impossible to shop for\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing to brunch so people know not to talk to you yet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/death-before-decaf-tee\"\u003eDeath Before Decaf Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (complete the unhinged breakfast look)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/murder-shows-and-comfy-clothes-t-shirt\"\u003eMurder Shows And Comfy Clothes Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (for your true crime marathon outfit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium US-sourced blanks. Made to order with zero waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing XS-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping over $50\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DC-Pyknic","offers":[{"title":"4X","offer_id":41791590596702,"sku":"DC-2826159","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":41791590629470,"sku":"DC-1795670","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":41791590662238,"sku":"DC-374076","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":41791590695006,"sku":"DC-99030","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41791590727774,"sku":"DC-99029","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41791590760542,"sku":"DC-99028","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41791590793310,"sku":"DC-99027","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":41791590826078,"sku":"DC-99026","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/7166\/0894\/files\/cereal_killer_tee_002.jpg?v=1750116247"},{"product_id":"no-pain-no-champagne-t-shirt","title":"No Pain No Champagne T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife is pain. But also, champagne. The \u003cstrong\u003eNo Pain No Champagne Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who celebrate surviving literally anything with a glass of bubbly. Bad day at work? Champagne. Survived Monday? Champagne. Exist? Believe it or not, also champagne.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee captures that beautiful intersection of suffering and celebration that pretty much defines modern life. Wear it while you're thriving. Wear it while you're barely surviving. Either way, you look great and you deserve a drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrunch crews who pop bottles for absolutely no reason\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who celebrates everything (and we mean everything)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBachelorette parties, birthdays, and random Tuesdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gift for anyone who turns pain into a party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/murder-shows-and-comfy-clothes-t-shirt\"\u003eMurder Shows And Comfy Clothes Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (champagne + true crime = elite evening)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/dont-get-it-twisted-tee\"\u003eDon't Get It Twisted Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (pretzels and champagne, a power combo)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium US-sourced blanks. Made to order with zero waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing XS-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping over $50\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DC-Printliss","offers":[{"title":"2X-Large","offer_id":41791590891614,"sku":"DC-1205629","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":41791590924382,"sku":"DC-1205628","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":41791590957150,"sku":"DC-1205627","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":41791590989918,"sku":"DC-1205626","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":41791591022686,"sku":"DC-1205625","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-small","offer_id":41791591055454,"sku":"DC-1205624","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/7166\/0894\/files\/ksxvmd2rgipwjfqnkjpb.jpg?v=1776001479"},{"product_id":"murder-shows-and-comfy-clothes-t-shirt","title":"Murder Shows And Comfy Clothes T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour ideal night? Locked doors, a suspicious documentary, and clothes so comfy they should be illegal. The \u003cstrong\u003eMurder Shows And Comfy Clothes Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is the official uniform for people whose search history would concern a jury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever yelled \"CHECK THE HUSBAND\" at your TV while wrapped in a blanket burrito, this shirt was literally made for you. No judgment here. Just vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue crime podcast bingers who think they could solve a cold case\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose Netflix algorithm is deeply concerned about them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who always says \"I knew it was the neighbor\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy night in with your favorite murder documentary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/cereal-killer-tee\"\u003eCereal Killer Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (double down on the true crime energy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-pain-no-champagne-t-shirt\"\u003eNo Pain No Champagne Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (celebrate cracking the case)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium US-sourced blanks. 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We don't know her. The \u003cstrong\u003eDeath Before Decaf Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who treat their coffee order like a blood oath. If your personality is 60% caffeine and 40% sarcasm, congrats, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a skull-and-coffee design that lets your barista know you're not here to play. You want the real stuff, and you want it now. Preferably in an IV drip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee addicts who've made it a whole personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who say \"don't talk to me before my coffee\" and mean it violently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift for your favorite barista or caffeine-dependent coworker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing to the office so people know the vibe before 10am\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/cereal-killer-tee\"\u003eCereal Killer Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (breakfast of champions, chaotic edition)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/morning-glory-button-up\"\u003eMorning Glory Button-Up\u003c\/a\u003e (layer up your morning attitude)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium US-sourced blanks. 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Twisted snack, straight facts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePretzel lovers who take their snacking personally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFood pun enthusiasts (we know you're out there)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who needs a shirt that says \"I'm fun but don't test me\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift for the foodie who thinks they've seen every food shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/raise-hell-eat-tacos-tee\"\u003eRaise Hell Eat Tacos Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (build the ultimate food pun rotation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-pain-no-champagne-t-shirt\"\u003eNo Pain No Champagne Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (pretzels and champagne? Fancy chaos)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium US-sourced blanks. Made to order with zero waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRust color tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing XS-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping over $50\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DC-Pyknic","offers":[{"title":"2X","offer_id":41791591645278,"sku":"DC-1695813","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41791591678046,"sku":"DC-1695810","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/7166\/0894\/files\/dont_get_it_twisted_tee_ut.jpg?v=1750116256"},{"product_id":"hope-they-serve-tacos-in-hell-muscle-tee","title":"Hope They Serve Tacos in Hell Muscle Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSame unholy taco energy, now in a muscle tee. 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Priorities, people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one goes out to everyone who's ever said \"I'd sell my soul for good street tacos.\" Bold statement. Solid priorities. 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The \u003cstrong\u003eMorning Glory Button-Up\u003c\/strong\u003e is a cut-and-sew masterpiece featuring an all-over print of skulls, eyeballs, donuts, and coffee cups. It's giving \"I woke up and chose chaos\" but make it fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're buttoning it all the way up for that unhinged-but-put-together look or throwing it open over a graphic tee, this shirt guarantees you'll be the most interesting person in the room. 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