{"title":"Food \u0026 Drink","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor people who take food seriously and everything else sarcastically. This collection is full of tees and merch that combine your love of eating with your love of saying inappropriate things in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom tacos to coffee to whatever is in that mug (we are not asking), these designs speak to the food-obsessed, caffeine-dependent, and unapologetically hungry. Pair them with an actual meal for maximum effect.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cereal-killer-tee","title":"Cereal Killer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou don't just eat cereal. You \u003cem\u003edestroy\u003c\/em\u003e it. Bowl after bowl, no survivors. 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But also, champagne. The \u003cstrong\u003eNo Pain No Champagne Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who celebrate surviving literally anything with a glass of bubbly. Bad day at work? Champagne. Survived Monday? Champagne. Exist? Believe it or not, also champagne.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee captures that beautiful intersection of suffering and celebration that pretty much defines modern life. Wear it while you're thriving. Wear it while you're barely surviving. 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We don't know her. The \u003cstrong\u003eDeath Before Decaf Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who treat their coffee order like a blood oath. If your personality is 60% caffeine and 40% sarcasm, congrats, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a skull-and-coffee design that lets your barista know you're not here to play. You want the real stuff, and you want it now. Preferably in an IV drip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee addicts who've made it a whole personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who say \"don't talk to me before my coffee\" and mean it violently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift for your favorite barista or caffeine-dependent coworker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing to the office so people know the vibe before 10am\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003ePairs Well With:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/cereal-killer-tee\"\u003eCereal Killer Tee\u003c\/a\u003e (breakfast of champions, chaotic edition)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/morning-glory-button-up\"\u003eMorning Glory Button-Up\u003c\/a\u003e (layer up your morning attitude)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium US-sourced blanks. 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