{"title":"Gift Ideas","description":"\u003cp\u003eGift ideas for people with a twisted sense of humor and the friends who enable them. Every item in this collection was chosen because it is the kind of gift that makes someone laugh, look around nervously, and then immediately use it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, holidays, White Elephant exchanges, housewarming parties, or the simple joy of letting someone know you understand exactly who they are. Browse \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mugs\"\u003emugs\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/doormats\"\u003edoormats\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stickers\"\u003estickers\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/tote-bags\"\u003etote bags\u003c\/a\u003e, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"cereal-killer-tee","title":"Cereal Killer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou don't just eat cereal. You \u003cem\u003edestroy\u003c\/em\u003e it. Bowl after bowl, no survivors. 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We don't know her. The \u003cstrong\u003eDeath Before Decaf Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is for people who treat their coffee order like a blood oath. If your personality is 60% caffeine and 40% sarcasm, congrats, this is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a skull-and-coffee design that lets your barista know you're not here to play. You want the real stuff, and you want it now. 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