{"product_id":"not-today-satan-magnet","title":"Not Today Satan Magnet","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Not Today Satan Magnet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour fridge has been too quiet for too long. The \u003cstrong\u003eNot Today Satan\u003c\/strong\u003e magnet fixes that. Slap it on your refrigerator, filing cabinet, locker, or any magnetic surface that needs an attitude adjustment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrong enough to hold your takeout menus, kid's artwork, or passive-aggressive notes to your roommate. Bold enough to make anyone who opens your fridge reconsider their choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a high-quality magnetic material with a vivid, durable finish that will not fade. Because your humor should last longer than the leftovers it is holding up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Magnet?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong magnetic hold for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVivid, fade-resistant print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, and more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat impulse gift or stocking stuffer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, zero waste\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake your fridge interesting. \u003cstrong\u003eWear Your Dark Side.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eComplete the Set\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLove this design? It is also available as \u003ca href=\"\/products\/not-today-satan-mug\"\u003ethe mug\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/not-today-satan-sticker\"\u003ethe sticker\u003c\/a\u003e. Mix and match to spread the joke across your entire life. Browse all designs in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dark-humor\"\u003eDark Humor collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stoney Tshirts","offers":[{"title":"2\" x 2\" \/ Die-Cut \/ 1 pc","offer_id":42659196207198,"sku":"15795139531631914327","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" x 3\" \/ Die-Cut \/ 1 pc","offer_id":42659196239966,"sku":"24718185982112265514","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" x 4\" \/ Die-Cut \/ 1 pc","offer_id":42659196272734,"sku":"16786504747241741396","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0619\/7166\/0894\/files\/7754343077718387728_1200.jpg?v=1776687789","url":"https:\/\/stoneytshirts.com\/products\/not-today-satan-magnet","provider":"Stoney Tshirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}