About Us

Born From Bad Jokes and Good Taste

Stoney Tshirts started the way all great things do — with a terrible joke that made someone laugh so hard they snorted coffee out of their nose.

Tim Stone, a proud Hoosier out of Indiana, decided the world needed a place to find shirts that say what everyone is already thinking. The kind of shirts that make strangers high-five you in the grocery store. The kind that make your mom shake her head but secretly laugh.

So Stoney Tshirts was born — a curated collection of edgy, dark-humor tees for people who like their comedy like they like their coffee: dark, strong, and not for everyone.

What We're About

We have shirts for the sarcastic, the foodies, the overthinkers, and the people who always say the quiet part out loud. Dark humor, food jokes, savage one-liners — if it makes us laugh (and maybe cringe a little), we add it to the collection.

Premium Quality, No Compromises

Every shirt in our store is:

• Printed on premium blanks by US-based production partners — no overseas sweatshops, ever
• Made to order — which means no wasted inventory sitting in a warehouse
• Shipped fast — because waiting sucks

Why This Model Is Actually Better

We know what you're thinking: "So you don't even have a warehouse full of shirts?"

Nope. And here's why that's a good thing:

• Zero waste. We only print what you order. No overproduction, no landfill tees.
• Always fresh. Your shirt is made just for you — not pulled off a dusty shelf.
• More sustainable. Less inventory = smaller carbon footprint. You're basically saving the planet by buying a shirt. You're welcome.
• US-printed. Our partners are right here in the States, which means quality control and faster shipping.

Get In Touch

Got a question, a complaint, or just want to tell us your favorite bad joke? We're all ears.

Email: hello@stoneytshirts.com

We don't bite. Unless you're a pizza. Then all bets are off.