FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Got questions? We've got answers. Probably sarcastic ones, but answers nonetheless.

What sizes do you carry?

We offer sizes from XS to 4X on most items. Because great humor comes in all sizes.

How long does shipping take?

Since every shirt is printed on demand just for you, please allow 2-5 business days for production. After that, delivery is typically 3-7 business days within the US and 7-14 business days for international orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes! We ship worldwide. Please note that any customs fees, duties, or import taxes are the buyer's responsibility. We don't control what your country charges — we just make awesome shirts.

What's your return policy?

We offer a 30-day return policy on unworn, unwashed items in original condition. Check out our full Refund Policy for all the details.

How do I track my order?

Once your shirt ships, you'll receive a tracking email with all the info you need to stalk your package from our printer to your doorstep.

Are your shirts true to size?

Yes! Our shirts run true to size. Check out our Size Guide for detailed measurements. When in doubt, size up for a more relaxed fit.

What material are the shirts?

It varies by style, but most of our shirts are made from 100% cotton or a cotton-blend for softness and durability. Specific materials are listed on each product page.

Can I cancel my order?

You can cancel your order only before production begins. Since we print on demand, once your shirt hits the press, it's yours. Email us ASAP at hello@stoneytshirts.com and we'll do our best.

Do you do custom designs?

Not currently — but never say never. For now, we're focused on curating the best collection of dark-humor and food-joke tees on the internet.

How do I contact you?

Email us anytime at hello@stoneytshirts.com. We're real humans (mostly) and we'll get back to you as quickly as possible.