Fluent In Sarcasm Coaster Set
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The Fluent In Sarcasm Coaster Set
Protect your furniture. Offend your guests. The Fluent In Sarcasm coaster set does both at the same time, which is exactly the kind of efficiency you are here for.
Set them out on your coffee table, nightstand, home bar, or desk. When someone picks one up, reads it, and laughs, you have found your people. When they do not laugh, you have found your exit cue.
Printed on durable cork-backed coasters with a glossy top finish. They absorb condensation, prevent ring marks, and deliver unsolicited commentary to everyone at the table.
Why These Coasters?
- Cork-backed with glossy printed top
- Absorbs condensation and protects surfaces
- Set of coasters for hosting or personal use
- Perfect housewarming or hostess gift
- Made to order, zero waste
Drink responsibly. Decorate irresponsibly. Wear Your Dark Side.
Complete the Set
Love this design? It is also available as the mug, the doormat, the sticker, the poster, the magnet and the tote bag. Mix and match to spread the joke across your entire life. Browse all designs in our Dark Humor collection.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Size Guide
Find your perfect fit with our sizing chart below. All measurements are in inches.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31" - 34" | 27" |
| S | 34" - 37" | 28" |
| M | 38" - 41" | 29" |
| L | 42" - 45" | 30" |
| XL | 46" - 49" | 31" |
| 2X | 50" - 53" | 32" |
| 3X | 54" - 57" | 33" |
| 4X | 58" - 61" | 34" |
Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly by style and print partner.
Sizing Tips
- Between sizes? We recommend sizing up for a relaxed, comfortable fit.
- Want a fitted look? Go with your exact size.
- Chest measurement: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
- Length measurement: Measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Still not sure? Hit us up at hello@stoneytshirts.com and we'll help you find your fit.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Information
We want your order to reach you as quickly and safely as possible. Here is what to expect when you place an order with us.
Processing Time
All orders are processed within 2-5 business days after payment is confirmed. You will receive a confirmation email with tracking information once your order ships.
Domestic Shipping
Standard domestic shipping typically takes 3-7 business days after processing. Delivery times may vary depending on your location and carrier volume.
International Shipping
We do offer international shipping. Delivery times for international orders vary by destination and may be subject to customs processing. Any duties or import taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.
Free Shipping
Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $50 within the United States.
Returns & Exchanges
Your satisfaction matters to us. If something is not right with your order, we are here to help.
30-Day Return Policy
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for unworn, unwashed items in their original condition with tags attached. To start a return, please contact us with your order number and reason for the return.
Defective or Damaged Items
If you receive a defective or damaged item, we will replace it at no cost to you. Please reach out to us within 7 days of delivery with photos of the issue and we will get a replacement sent out right away.
Refund Processing
Once we receive your returned item and confirm it meets our return criteria, your refund will be processed within 5-7 business days to your original payment method.
Have questions? Reach out to us anytime and we will be happy to help.
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